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It’s Here: “The Phil Comic”

Just as the world threatens to collapse with anticipation, Bill Fuerstenau and Tim Langton today finally released their super-project, “The Phil Comic.” Due to its dense subject matter and the vastness of the themes it covers, the comic is being … Continue reading

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Phil Full-Length Trailer unleashed on unsuspecting world

At long last, we have an official release from the Bill Fuerstenau-Tim Langton camp about their new, unhealthily anticipated project. Below is the official, full-length theatrical trailer for their work. Give it a look if you’d like! Although if you’re … Continue reading

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A hero for all seasons: Phil phinally revealed

After weeks of intense speculation, we have perhaps the firmest clue of the direction of the new project from creative geniuses Bill Fuerstenau and Tim Langton. Another photo has leaked from the project’s camp, where alleged employee abuse/racial discrimination by … Continue reading

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First look at the treacherous Spectator

A source close to co-creator Tim Langton leaked the first image from his new project with Bill Fuerstenau that has the media world abuzz, perhaps even in a tizzy. This is purportedly the final specs on a villain known only … Continue reading

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Interception: Part 3

SEE PART 1 OF “INTERCEPTION” SEE PART 2 OF “INTERCEPTION” (Brett Favre, Brad Childress and Bus Cook are in a dingy, dimly lit elevator that’s loudly creaking downward. Childress and Cook are dressed in street clothes, while Favre is wearing … Continue reading

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Interception: Part 2

READ PART ONE OF “INTERCEPTION” (Brett Favre, Brad Childress, Brett’s wife Deanna, Peter King, Jon Gruden, Bus Cook and Jared Allen are in the players tunnel of the Metrodome. All are dressed in fancy clothes except for Favre, who remains … Continue reading

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